So, last night, my blog entry was referring to how I thought my cold was dying off. Well, that was a complete non-starter. Woke up at about half-one this morning with extremely uncomfortable stomach pains and an uncontrollable urge to visit the toilet NOW. A few hours of very broken sleep and three toilet trips later and the sun was coming up. Not good at all.
There’s no way I’d be any use at work, so I call in sick and spend the day alternating between the sofa and the loo. It looks like the illness I’ve been experiencing could well be this Norovirus thing that’s been going around recently.
Regarding the entry the other day – Bad Brother – I read with great interest that the 19 year old “entrepreneur” contestant Liam Young has actually told a few teeny-tiny little porky pies about his allegedly booming business. Namely that…well…there isn’t one. Not really. He’s hired a mailing address and bought some shared webhosting. Sure, he’s registered his company name with Companies House – and, bless, his mum is Company Secretary – but he appears to be living in cloud-cuckoo-land with respect to his claims of being an internet business magnate!
I probably earn more than this choade does hosting the few bits and bobs which I do for people. This news appears to be all over t’interweb, and I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before the newspapers pounce on it. Which is probably exactly what Endemol and Channel 4 want to happen.
I’m sure that given all the previous problems with previous series’ Endemol will have gone to great lengths to double and triple check prospective entrants and any fucking idiot that can add up 2+2 can see that there’s something a bit fucking spaffy about some dickhead that claims to host “2 million websites” for “250,000 customers” whilst employing “12 staff” and yet…. has a gross turnover of £200,000pa. Doubly so, when the moron in question posts this request for advice on how to embellish one’s turnover figures in a public forum three months ago…
Do we really think that Channel 4 and Endemol are this dumb, or is this just Endemol’s attempt at a poor publicity stunt? Putting this twat in the house knowing full-well that people would pick up on his outrageous claims and ‘out’ his lies? Call me a skeptic if you like…
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