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Evidently Chickentown

the fucking cops are fucking keen
to fucking keep it fucking clean
the fucking chief’s a fucking swine
who fucking draws a fucking line
at fucking fun and fucking games
the fucking kids he fucking blames
are nowehere to be fucking found
anywhere in chicken town

the fucking scene is fucking sad
the fucking news is fucking bad
the fucking weed is fucking turf
the fucking speed is fucking surf
the fucking folks are fucking daft
don’t make me fucking laugh
it fucking hurts to look around
everywhere in chicken town

the fucking train is fucking late
you fucking wait you fucking wait
you’re fucking lost and fucking found
stuck in fucking chicken town

the fucking view is fucking vile
for fucking miles and fucking miles
the fucking babies fucking cry
the fucking flowers fucking die
the fucking food is fucking muck
the fucking drains are fucking fucked
the colour scheme is fucking brown
everywhere in chicken town

the fucking pubs are fucking dull
the fucking clubs are fucking full
of fucking girls and fucking guys
with fucking murder in their eyes
a fucking bloke is fucking stabbed
waiting for a fucking cab
you fucking stay at fucking home
the fucking neighbors fucking moan
keep the fucking racket down
this is fucking chicken town

the fucking train is fucking late
you fucking wait you fucking wait
you’re fucking lost and fucking found

Getting on a bit

It dawned on me the other day that I am advancing in years and that my tastes and opinions are slowly changing. I guess it happens to all of us, but I never expected it to happen to me.

For example, I’ve recently switched to listening to Radio 2 in the afternoon when driving home from work. I just found myself constantly cursing Radio 1′s choice of music – it wasn’t so much the DJ’s (in fact, I still listen to Moyles for the morning commute – I can’t yet bear to bring myself to purposfully listen to Terry fucking Wogan), but the music.

HI THERE!

I post my photos, videos and verbal drippage on here. I used to blog every day, but I'm too lazy now. I hope some of this stuff is interesting, but I figure mostly, it's inane dribble that's only of interest to me. Anyhow, I could do with a diary, so here it is. I am not clever, I am not smart, I am not organized. Do not expect to learn anything worthwhile here!
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- Listened to Once In A Lifetime - Remastered LP Version - Talking Heads.
  
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- Is utterly awestruck at his boss reciting every single word from Partners In Kryme's 1990 smash, 'Turtle Power' http://bit.ly/1jj45J [jamessheridan]
  
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- watching Watchmen again - just about the *only* comic book adaption that's any good. [jamessheridan]
  
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- So, Tom Cruise does a visibly poor lap and ends up a second faster than anyone else? This was a condition of his contract, AMIRITE? #topgear [jamessheridan]
  
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- RIP Hurricane. A far cry from the anonymous snooker players of these days... [jamessheridan]
  
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- Holy crap! That graffiti on Barford Bridge was done by ex-KLF member, Bill Drummond! http://bit.ly/9Cz0Bm [jamessheridan]
  
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